HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY TRINITY!
Trinity Jayden Bent
Hauoli La Hanau
I would like to wish my great grand-daughter Trinity a very Happy Birthday. We all love you and wish you were here so we could celebrate yours and Kamalani’s birthdays together. You two look so much alike except for the eyes, Kamalani’s is more oriental. Just like how your Daddy, Aunty Ui and your cousin Journie look so much alike.
Tutu and Papa wish you the very best of everything. May the Lord bless you and guide you thoughout your whole life. May you grow up to be a fine young lady, and have great knowledge. Tell your Daddy and Mommy we miss them very much. And hopefully we’ll get to see all of you soon.
07-29-2005 | 7:42 | Kids
I’m a day late cause I wasn’t home yesterday, but I want to wish my grandbaby Kamalani a very Happy Birthday. She turned 3 yesterday and went with her Dad and his family for a party at the beach. We will have one for her either this weekend or the week after.
But anyway, she is what keeps me alive and always on my toes. The love of my life, and the pride of my heart. She is such a joy to be with! Especially when she’s in the ocean, a pool, or the Water Park.
I love you with all my heart and soul baby. Hauoli La Hanau. And may you have many, many more to come. May the good Lord bless and keep you in his care always. May he guide you and let you grow into an upstanding citizen in our world today. May He bless we with great wisdom to know the difference from right and wrong, love in your heart for others, and peace in your soul. And always know that your Tutu will love you forever and ever.
07-24-2005 | 9:05 | Kids
Ko’olina Resort….Family Day
Hi everyone! These are pictures from our day at the beautiful Ko’olina Resort on the west side of the island where I live. This beautiful beach is about a 15 minute drive from my house. This resort has 3 Lagoons that were dredged out and made into a very beautiful, gorgeous place for families to spend the day. The hotel is very ritzy and the cheapest room goes for over $250.00. This is where the NFL players stay when they come here for the Pro-Bowl. They built a special football field there for these guys to practice on. Ain’t that something! And they have a tennis court on the top floor of the parking garage. This place is where the Shieks and their whole entourage stays when they come to Hawaii. They take up 2 whole floors, which no one else is allowed to go on. They pass out hundred dollar bills for tips like you wouldn’t believe! How do I know this? I have family that work at the hotel in mention.
Here it is folks, the beautiful Ko’olina Resort.
07-24-2005 | 8:43 | General
In The Beginning…..Two Parts
This is part one for all you Men. 
In the beginning the Lord created Heaven and Earth. But He was lonely, so He took the dust and made Man. He took a rib from Man and made Woman. Women as we see them today….beautiful, voluptuous, curvacious, soft smooth skin, gentle and caressing. Beautiful hair, beautiful eyes, cute nose, nice tender kissable lips, a beautiful mouth……(pause)……then he stuck a tongue in it and ruined the whole damn works!
Wait now ladies, do not get upset and do not fear for….paybacks a bitch! This is part two for us Women. 
In the beginning the Lord created Heaven and Earth. But He was lonely so He took the dust and created Man. Man, you are in my image. He said: Man I am going to endow you with 20 years of a sexual productive life. Wow! 20 years, thank you Lord said Man.
Then god saw a Monkey and offered him the same thing he offered Man. Thank you said the Monkey, but I only need 10, give the rest to Man. So it shall be said the Lord.
Then the Lord saw a Parrot and offered him the same thing he offered Man and the Monkey. The Parrot hopped on his perch and stretched out his wings. And proudly he said, thank you Lord but I need only 10. You can give the rest to Man. So it shall be said the Lord.
Then the Lord circum-navigated the globe and found a donkey. He offered the Donkey the same benefits he offered Man, the Monkey and the Parrot. The Donkey hee hawed awhile and then he said: Thank you Lord, but 10 is all I can handle, give the rest to Man. So it shall be said the Lord.
So consequently today, Man is endowed with 20 years of a sexual productive life….10 years of monkeying around….10 years of talking about it….and 10 years of making an ASS of himself!! Bwaaahaaahaaa! So ladies, right back at them!!
07-21-2005 | 20:38 | Bwaaahaahaa!
My Fun Memories With My Brothers
I just came from Becky’s site and it brought back memories of times with my 2 brothers Bobo and Boyson. Bobo’s real name is Elson, but he doesn’t like to be called that. I do it when I wanna piss him off. Bo is 9 years older than me and boy is 4 years older. It was fun when my sister Haunani (Bunette), my sister Budgie (Natalie) Kaos’s godmother, and I were in school. Haunani is a year younger than me and Budgie is a year older.
We did the devil, and somehow seemed to always get caught. My brother Bobo was a lineman for the Hilo Electric Light Company ( HELCO). My brother Boy was somewhat of a bad-ass at that time, and his girlfriend was a nurse who was 20 years older than he. But the family loved her and she simmered Boy down quite a bit. Unfortunately, they broke up after several years of being together. And later he married this bitch who sort of kept him away from the family and had him taking care of her 3 kids from a previous marriage. She too was older than Boyson. I remember hearing her make a comment to someone one day about not wanting anything to do with the Browns. I was already in my 20’s when this happened. I grabbed her, pinned her against the wall (this was at a club where my ex was F & B manager), and I told her to watch what she was saying cause she was married to a Brown. And if I didn’t love my brother I would have beaten her ass a long time ago. GRRRR!! My brother Boy saw this and he just walked away. A couple years later they divorced. 
My ex brother-in-law Nano ( Haunani’s ex) pulled me off her and whispered in my ear that she ain’t worth it. Nano was a bouncer at the club where my ex was manager.
Anyway, my sisters and I used to ditch school and go to the beach to go surfing with our friends. One of our friend’s Jimmy Patterson had an old hearse that he used as a surfwagon. He used to pick me up and we’d head to the beach to go surfing. Some of my friends thought I was morbid riding in a hearse. I thought it was the coolest shit!
Because the HELCO crews used to work all over the Island, we somehow always got caught by one of Bobo’s friends. And of course we would get our asses beat. One day Haunani and I were walking down from the school, and we hear this family whistle and we ran and hid in the Catholic Church till we thought it was all clear. When we walked out, there was my brother Boyson in a car with his friend waiting for us to come out. He hollered at us to go back to school, so we obeyed and walked back to Hilo High School. Budgie wasn’t with us cause she had grad the year before. And of course we got beat up when we got home, with the belt from Boy. 
But Bobo came to our rescue.
Another time we ditched school and went to Kalapana Black Sands Beach, and who do you think caught us? Our cousin Jonathan Leialoha who also worked for HELCO. When we went to the bowling alley that night for the HELCO league, Haunani, Budgie and I were playing the pinball machines, when we each got our heads slapped by Bobo. Jonathan told him he had seen us with our friends ( 3 car loads) during school hours at Kalapana.
So when I got older, in my twenties, I got back at my brothers and pulled shit on them while they were entertaining at the different Hotels that they worked at.
One time I had this nice big cake made. Go here and take a look at the picture of the cake to get an idea. Well, the cake I had made was bigger and only the bottom half of the body showed. So the particular part of the cake was nice and big and it was ejaculating and it was topped by cherries. My friends and I took it to the Orchid Isle Hotel where my 2 brothers and their band was performing on a busy Saturday night. Our Dad and step mother was there with another couple who was also a good friend and an attorney Steve Christensen and his wife. Anyway, I decided to unveil this awesome cake on the stage right in front of my 2 brothers. Can you just imagine all the astonishing looks it got from all the people there and my 2 brothers? It was hillarious!!
My brother Bobo jumped off the stage, picked me up over his shoulder and proceded to throw me in the Hotel pool, but my brother Boyson saved my ass. I had the whole nightclub ROFL!! Bobo laughed too after the shock was over.
Another time when I was doing ceramic work, I made this big mug of a tittie with a hole on the nipple to drink out off. My brother was playing at the Menehune Lounge of the Hilo Hawaiian Hotel where my husband Charley also worked. Charley played the Happy Hour and my brother Bobo (who is Kaos’s Godfather by the way) came on after him. I got a Crown rocks in a bucket and poured it in the mug. I asked the waitress to take it up to him and everyone was in awe when they saw it. He knew where it came from and glared at me. But he was a good sport and drank from it. Everyone applauded, and to get back at me he called me up to do the hula. And he always had that mug when he went to work.
There are so many fun filled memories but too many to post. I really miss my 2 brothers. Boyson and my husband get along well cause he would always play golf with us when we lived on the Big Island in Hilo. When I first started seeing Charley after Gordy and I split up, my brother Bobo didn’t like that a bit much, but came around after a while. I really need to take a trip to Hilo to see them cause I really miss them. I hope you’ll enjoy this blog as much as I had fun posting it.
07-18-2005 | 9:45 | General
Okay, here we go with more pictures from our day at the beach. More of the family and the bloggers.
Here is Jan, Ginny, and Wired. Ginny is the artist for Kamalani’s mermaid.
07-13-2005 | 18:56 | General
Nimitz Beach….Bloggers Day
Fun in the sun, sand, surf, food, Hawaii bloggers, the family, penguinis, Iki the Opihi, and 2 of the cutest creatures that stole everyones heart and attention: Reese and Pa’ani. These 2 thought it was all for them, but we had news for them.
This event was in the planning since May, and we finally got to meet. Our Hawaii Blogger Coalition as Becky calls us, consist of her, BTude, DB of Corporate Crap, Wired, myself, and the Jr. bloggers : Kamalani, Missy and Dakota.
It was really nice to be with my fellow bloggers for the first time. Everyone got along so well and had fun chatting, watching the kids enjoy the surf, and stuff our faces with all kinds of onolicious food and beverages. I met some beautiful people today and I hope we can do this again soon. We also celebrated Missy’s 13th birthday, which was very special for her. She enjoyed the new family that she just met, and the the goodies that she got for her big day. I mean hey, she just legally became a teenager!
07-13-2005 | 8:54 | General
New Blog
Hi everyone! I have done a new site just for me to post our bloggers get togethers here in Hawaii. I was having problems posting pictures here, so I found the easy way out till I figure stuff out on this site. I took the name Becky gave us, and created Hawaii Blogger’s Coalition.
Here you will find the wonderful day we had at Nimitz Beach on Barbers Point Naval Air Station. So without further adieu, go visit the new place in the sun!
07-11-2005 | 13:00 | General